Euphoria Cannabis Airlines Cookies

Hemp protein is the seed, not the flower

Three different hemp ingredients turn up on cannabis-branded biscuits and they get treated as interchangeable. They are not, and the difference decides whether a product does anything.

Hemp protein is made by pressing the oil out of hemp seed and milling what is left into a powder. It is roughly half protein by weight and is used in exactly the way pea or soy protein is used, as a baking ingredient that adds structure and a nutty, faintly grassy flavour. It comes from the seed, and the seed is the part of the plant that carries essentially no cannabinoids.

So there is no cannabidiol figure on these cookies because there is no cannabidiol ingredient in them. The maker states THC free and stops there, which is accurate but leaves the more useful half of the sentence unsaid. Nothing in this biscuit is a cannabinoid, and cannabis in the name refers to the flavour and the styling.

If a stated milligram figure is what you came for, Euphoria's own CBD cookies carry one and are compared further down. If you want a hemp biscuit that tastes of hemp and has a decent protein ingredient in it, this is that, and it is a perfectly good version of it.

Three claims in three sentences, and not one of them is documented

The manufacturer's description runs to about sixty words and manages three separate regulated claims inside them. This is the part of the page worth reading carefully.

The first is high in fibre. That is a nutrition claim, and in the UK it may only be made where a food contains at least six grams of fibre per hundred grams. No fibre figure is published by the maker, by our distributor or by anybody else, so the claim cannot be checked. It might well be true. It is simply not evidenced.

The second is that hemp protein helps fight fatigue. That is a health claim, and health claims in the UK may only be made in authorised wording tied to a specific nutrient at a specific level. A general assertion attached to hemp protein is not one of those.

The third is the perfect healthy snack, which is a general health claim and is not permitted on its own at all.

None of this makes the biscuit bad, and we are not accusing anyone of anything worse than writing trade copy for one market and letting it travel. But we are a UK shop, we cannot repeat those sentences, and we think you are better served by knowing which parts of a product description are documented and which are decoration.

What is documented is short, and it is the table below.

The three flavours we carry, and the fourth that exists

All three share the same base: a wholemeal biscuit with hemp protein through it, sweetened with cane sugar. The base is the reason they taste the way they do, which is to say more like a wholemeal digestive with something nutty in it than like a soft bakery cookie. Expect a firm, crumbly, slightly dry biscuit rather than a chewy one.

Mango Kush is the sweetest and the most obviously flavoured, tropical and a bit perfumed against the wholemeal. Super Lemon Haze is the sharpest, a citrus note that cuts through the grassy hemp better than the other two. Chocolate Chunk is the most conventional and the safest choice if you are buying for someone who does not want to taste hemp at all.

There is a fourth flavour in the Cannabis Airlines range, Strawberry Dream, and it exists only in the brand's jar format rather than the pack. Our distributor does not carry it, so we cannot get it, and we would rather say that than let you keep searching.

Each flavour has its own manufacturer code and barcode, which is the reliable way to check you are looking at the same product on another site rather than the jar or a different Euphoria line entirely.

Nobody can currently tell you how many biscuits are in the pack

We would normally put a number here. On this product we cannot, and the reason is worth setting out because it is a good example of how trade listings drift.

The maker sells two formats. There is a 120g pack, which is the one our listing describes, and a separate 400g jar with its own code and barcode. The 120g pack ships to the trade in boxes of fourteen. The jar ships in a master carton of six.

Our distributor's title for the 120g pack ends with a six. Its own description in the same listing says 120g pack, which is the format whose box is fourteen. So the six in the title belongs to the other format, and neither figure tells you how many biscuits are inside the pack, which is the number you actually wanted.

We are not going to invent one. The pack is 120g net and 165g gross, both confirmed by the maker, and we have asked the distributor to confirm the count and which unit our listing ships as. When we have it, it goes on this page.

How this sits against the other Euphoria biscuits we stock

Euphoria run several cookie lines with overlapping names, and the split that matters is whether a cannabinoid figure exists.

Cannabis Airlines is the snack line: bigger biscuits, a protein ingredient, flavour-led, no figure. The CBD Cookies line is the supplement-adjacent one: small cereal biscuits with a declared ten milligrams each. The Cannabis Cookies line sits between them in name and, confusingly, declares nothing at all. Three lines, one brand, and only one of them is bought for a number.

Who should not buy these

Anyone who cannot eat gluten. Wholemeal flour is wheat, and there is no allergen panel published by anyone in the chain, so if you have a serious intolerance this is not a product to take a chance on. Ask us and we will get the panel from the distributor.

Anyone buying them for the reasons the maker's copy suggests. There is no published fibre figure, no nutrition table and no protein content stated per pack, so nothing supports treating these as a nutritional purchase. Buy them because you want a hemp biscuit.

Anyone who wants a cannabinoid. There is none in here and none claimed. The Euphoria CBD cookies are two clicks away and carry a figure.

And anyone expecting a soft American-style cookie. These are firm, crumbly wholemeal biscuits with a nutty edge from the hemp protein. That is a real format with real fans, and it is not what the word cookie usually promises.